{"id":180953,"date":"2024-03-06T12:00:31","date_gmt":"2024-03-06T18:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/?p=180953"},"modified":"2024-03-05T23:08:34","modified_gmt":"2024-03-06T05:08:34","slug":"queue-jaina-vanessa-alleria-walk-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/2024\/03\/06\/queue-jaina-vanessa-alleria-walk-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"The Queue: Jaina, Vanessa, and Alleria walk into a bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings, Queue! It&#8217;s a nice day for a drink, or for slaying demons. And I&#8217;m all out of demons!<\/p>\n<hr class=\"bw_queue_hr_v2\" \/>\n<div class=\"bw_queue_question_v2\">\n<div class=\"bw_queue_question_from_v2\">AZURELUNE<\/div>\n<div class=\"bw_queue_question_body_v2\">\n<p>QftQ &#8211; how would you feel about the upcoming saga having a flooded cavern zone? Or is underground + underwater a bit much?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Given people&#8217;s reactions to Zaralek Cavern&#8230; I don&#8217;t know. A lot of people called it claustrophobic. If we add to that what people&#8217;s reactions were to Vashj&#8217;ir&#8230; sweet Yogg, I feel like this wouldn&#8217;t be the most popular idea ever.<\/p>\n<p>Zones that &#8220;penalize&#8221; you for being there in some way tend to be very unpopular &#8212; the Maw instantly comes to mind. While just being in a cavern isn&#8217;t a penalty in itself, it can be <em>perceived<\/em> as one. And being underwater, despite all the workarounds that the developers found &#8212; such as giving you <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wowhead.com\/spell=432519\/sea-legs\">Sea Legs<\/a> and the ability to ride aquatic mounts as fast as if they were flying mounts &#8212; players still felt somewhat oppressed by the underwater environment.<\/p>\n<p>Personally, I&#8217;d be okay with the idea if it was something like a pocket zone. Maybe a small place that you explore quickly, with a single questline there. Even better if there were bonuses that made you <em>want<\/em> to be there &#8212; maybe this underground underwater zone could have your character move really fast, or be able to cast while moving, or get a ton of health and mana regeneration&#8230; anything in order to try to give players a positive feeling rather than a negative one.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;buuuut, if I had to decide whether to implement such a zone or not, I&#8217;d ultimately veer away from it.<\/p>\n<hr class=\"bw_queue_hr_v2\" \/>\n<div class=\"bw_queue_question_v2\">\n<div class=\"bw_queue_question_from_v2\">MUSEDMOOSE<\/div>\n<div class=\"bw_queue_question_body_v2\">\n<p>Late Q4tQ: Ysera vs. Godzilla.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Godzilla roars and lets loose his atomic breath. He seems to have the upper hand&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;until Ysera opens her eyes. It&#8217;s godzover, lol. lmao even.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-170812\" src=\"https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/hearthstone_titans_jaina_base.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"675\" height=\"380\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/hearthstone_titans_jaina_base.jpg 675w, https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/hearthstone_titans_jaina_base-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/hearthstone_titans_jaina_base-200x113.jpg 200w, https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/hearthstone_titans_jaina_base-80x45.jpg 80w, https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/hearthstone_titans_jaina_base-398x224.jpg 398w, https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/hearthstone_titans_jaina_base-620x350.jpg 620w, https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/hearthstone_titans_jaina_base-340x191.jpg 340w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 675px) 100vw, 675px\" \/><\/p>\n<hr class=\"bw_queue_hr_v2\" \/>\n<div class=\"bw_queue_question_v2\">\n<div class=\"bw_queue_question_from_v2\">KALCHEUS<\/div>\n<div class=\"bw_queue_question_body_v2\">\n<p>Q4tQ When playing Hearthstone Battlegrounds do you plan your strategy once you know what tribes are in the game, or do you wait and see what cards you&#8217;re able to get in the first few turns before committing to a plan?<\/p>\n<p>Corollary Q4tQ: When quests are active, do you use the quests as the foundation of your plan, or do you choose the one that works best with your current strategy?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>It varies. Some heroes only really work with specific minion types, so when I get one of those, I have to stick to the plan right out of the gate. But if the hero I picked is more flexible, I simply try to make the strongest possible comp for the first few turns, and then let RNG and the flow of the game dictate where I go. Sometimes I&#8217;ll end up sticking to that, while other times I&#8217;ll be offered a <a href=\"https:\/\/hearthstone.blizzard.com\/en-us\/battlegrounds\/98509-bream-counter\/\">Bream Counter<\/a> and a <a href=\"https:\/\/hearthstone.blizzard.com\/en-us\/battlegrounds\/98926-bassgill\">Bassgill<\/a> at the same time all of a sudden, so whoops, guess we&#8217;re playing Murlocs now.<\/p>\n<p>For quests, most of the time I pick what I think the strongest one is and adapt my strategy to it, rather than picking a quest that I think will work with what I&#8217;m already doing. But, again, there are exceptions.<\/p>\n<hr class=\"bw_queue_hr_v2\" \/>\n<div class=\"bw_queue_question_v2\">\n<div class=\"bw_queue_question_from_v2\">BRAINSTRAIN<\/div>\n<div class=\"bw_queue_question_body_v2\">\n<p>If you were a pirate, what would you name your ship?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&#8220;The Red Death.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My crew would wear red masks.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-180965\" src=\"https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/vanessa_vancleef_no_mask.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"675\" height=\"380\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/vanessa_vancleef_no_mask.jpg 675w, https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/vanessa_vancleef_no_mask-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/vanessa_vancleef_no_mask-200x113.jpg 200w, https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/vanessa_vancleef_no_mask-80x45.jpg 80w, https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/vanessa_vancleef_no_mask-398x224.jpg 398w, https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/vanessa_vancleef_no_mask-620x350.jpg 620w, https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/vanessa_vancleef_no_mask-340x191.jpg 340w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 675px) 100vw, 675px\" \/><\/p>\n<hr class=\"bw_queue_hr_v2\" \/>\n<div class=\"bw_queue_question_v2\">\n<div class=\"bw_queue_question_from_v2\">ARTHONOS<\/div>\n<div class=\"bw_queue_question_body_v2\">\n<p>Q4tQ: So a mage (Jaina), rogue (Vanessa), and hunter (Alleria) walk into a bar&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>How does the rest go?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&#8220;This bar is full of demons,&#8221; said Alleria. &#8220;We should kill them all quickly.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wait,&#8221; said Jaina. &#8220;These demons wouldn&#8217;t just show up here in Orgrimmar for no reason; they&#8217;re plotting something. It&#8217;s not our business to decide what gets done here, but we need to give our hosts a chance to learn something, at least. Vanessa?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;On it,&#8221; said the Rogue, before making the satisfying <em>&#8220;swoosh!&#8221;<\/em> sound from entering <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wowhead.com\/spell=307251\/stealth\">Stealth<\/a> and disappearing amidst the bar patrons.<\/p>\n<p>A big burly Orc bartender approached the table. <em>&#8220;Harumph,&#8221;<\/em> he grunted at the Human and the High Elf, before spitting on the ground. &#8220;What&#8217;ll it be?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hello, sir,&#8221; said Jaina with a faint smile. &#8220;I know it&#8217;s unusual for you to see people like us around these parts, but we&#8217;re on a diplomatic mission, and I assure you that we&#8217;re working for the safety of all, Horde and Alliance alike. It is imp&#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, yeah,&#8221; interrupted the Orc. &#8220;What will it be?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>My friend was talking<\/em>,&#8221; said Alleria through gritted teeth. Her tone meant business, and her Intimidation check had clearly been a critical success.<\/p>\n<p>The Orc froze and betrayed a deer-in-the-headlights look for a fraction of a second before recomposing himself. &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, <em>lady<\/em>,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;As I was saying,&#8221; continued the Mage, &#8220;it is imperative that we make amends for past offenses and forge a new path ahead, since the stakes are higher than ever. So, I&#8217;d like to extend a toast to new times. Please, kind bartender, offer a round of your best liquor to everyone in the house.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The bartender seemed taken aback for a second, but Alleria&#8217;s glance made him not even consider protesting. &#8220;Right away, ma&#8217;am,&#8221; he said, before turning to leave.<\/p>\n<p>The bar was filled with cheers as the Orc hurried to serve all the tables the house&#8217;s finest &#8212; a ruby red Durotar Cactus Apple liquor with a dim aroma of hazelnut and chocolate. The patrons were all boisterous laughter at the free drinks; some licked their lips suspiciously or bared their teeth with excitement in unusual ways. Jaina just smiled, but politely declined to have her glass filled.<\/p>\n<p>Alleria discreetly sniffed her own cup, glanced at Jaina, nodded, and just barely let the liquid touch her lips before putting it down. &#8220;<em>Tingly.<\/em> I&#8217;m impressed; she works quick,&#8221; said the Huntress.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You have no idea,&#8221; said Jaina &#8212; and right as she was done talking, the first &#8220;Orc&#8221; patron began convulsing and fell to the ground. The others immediately followed suit &#8212; stunned, dazed, asleep, they dropped like flies amidst the cacophony of broken glass and spilled liquid.<\/p>\n<p>Their illusions began to fade; one by one, the false Orc visages were dispelled, exposing their true appearances: Felguards and Dreadlords and Sayaads scattered all over the bar floor, paralyzed, dormant.<\/p>\n<p>The Orc bartender gasped in horror just as Vanessa appeared behind him and whispered in his ear.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tell your&#8230; <em>Council<\/em> to come quickly, and to bring Warlocks. There&#8217;s some cleanup to do here, but we&#8217;ll be taking our leave now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Rogue rejoined her peers as Jaina stood up to leave with a satisfied smile, Alleria right behind her.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We should go out for drinks more often,&#8221; said Vanessa.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Silvermoon next?&#8221; proposed Alleria. &#8220;There&#8217;s <em>someone<\/em> around that area I&#8217;d like to meet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-176146\" src=\"https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/BW-header-alleria-tww.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"675\" height=\"380\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/BW-header-alleria-tww.jpg 675w, https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/BW-header-alleria-tww-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/BW-header-alleria-tww-200x113.jpg 200w, https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/BW-header-alleria-tww-80x45.jpg 80w, https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/BW-header-alleria-tww-398x224.jpg 398w, https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/BW-header-alleria-tww-620x350.jpg 620w, https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/BW-header-alleria-tww-340x191.jpg 340w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 675px) 100vw, 675px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Take care, friends, and leave lots of questions about diplomatic missions, hallucinogenic poisons, and V\u0337\u0300\u033e\u0331\u0356\u0323o\u0336\u033e\u0311\u0333i\u0338\u0305\u0315\u031a\u0344\u031e\u0316\u0332\u031cd\u0336\u0312\u0306\u0317\u0321\u0332\u0320-fueled vendettas!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings, Queue! It&#8217;s a nice day for a drink, or for slaying demons. And I&#8217;m all out of demons!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":43,"featured_media":180963,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15],"tags":[1132,732,76594],"yst_prominent_words":[],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180953"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/43"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180953"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180953\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":180999,"href":"https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180953\/revisions\/180999"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/180963"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180953"},{"taxonomy":"yst_prominent_words","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blizzardwatch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/yst_prominent_words?post=180953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}